Long
before the Howard Sterns and right wing screamers discovered a way to convert
foul breath to radio waves, there was a morning disc jockey in San Francisco who
brought joy instead of anger. The late
Dr. Don Rose and his slurping, snarfling dog Roscoe, accompanied by an orchestra
of arooga horns, falling bodies and quacking ducks woke up The Bay with an stream
of unabashed silliness. He shouted out the weather forecast like a train conductor:
Saaan Francisco, Saaan Raquel, Saaacatomater.
He
would have had a riot with Aahrnold, California's new gubernator, whose new home
will be, if he is paying attention, Saacatomater aka Sacramento.
Sacramento
was California's first Gold Rush town. Founded in 1849, provisioners such as Crocker
and Huntington, Stanford and Hopkins became robber barons without lifting a pickaxe
and schemed the transcontinental railroad. A statue commemorating the Pony Express,
which also began in Sacramento, stands in the "old town."
Saacatomater
was an appropriate name for the California capital during the 1970s, when I worked
as a cub reporter there. Sacramento was the buckle of California's farm belt with
a tomato dehydrating plant within eyeshot of the capital rotunda. There was a
supper club called Aldos where everyone celebrated anniversaries and Frank Fats
where lobbyists and politicians savored pork. Dining out for most people meant
Dennys, Arbys, Sams and Sambos, a chain that died of political incorrectness.
A
few weeks ago I returned to Sacramento. In the early 70s I covered Reagan's second
term inauguration, rubbing shoulders with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank
Sinatra and Buddy Ebsen. This time, alone and uncredentialed, I wandered out into
a balmy election eve, dined on a nicely prepared ginger-soy salmon at The Esquire
Grill, a political hangout I am told. Then, after listening to two Democrats being
painfully pummeled by a swarm of Aahrnold bees, I crashed two parties. First,
Democratic candidate Cruz Bustamante's, populated by what looked to be dressed-for-
success capital functionaries with flagging smiles. I went on to Aahrnold's party,
which had the mad-as-hell demographics of a suburban PTA meeting: true believers
with fire in their eyes. I was pursued by a large man with an Aahrnold cap and
a roll of stick-on badges. George Bush put in an appearance, in a two-dimensional
sort of way, as a full-size cardboard cutout, his finger pointing in the classic
Great Leader Pose seen on bronze statues all over the world. The Terminator himself,
however, was conspicuously absent, holing up instead with his pals in Hollywood.
What
will Aahrnold find in Sacramento? Much more, certainly, than I did years ago.
Over the past two years there has been a restaurant boom in the capital with dozens
of new openings by "name" chefs plus many new ethnic restaurants. J
and K Streets, around the lush capital grounds, have become restaurant rows. Some
have outdoor seating, perfect for Sacramento's hot, dry summer nights.
Sacramento
is a lush, pretty city, worth at least a day's visit. The 1860s capitol building,
restored in 1976, is as graceful as government architecture gets. Aahrnold should
be comfortable visiting the Senate and Assembly chambers as they look like the
sets of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington" kinds of movies. In fact, with
a flip of the switch, they can be lit for TV. The building is set in a sleepy
park with a well-tended rose garden.
I
drove through the swank neighborhood called the fabulous 40s, where Ronald Reagan
resided during his first term. I lived a few blocks away (in the 30 numbered streets)
in a pleasant tree-lined Beaver Cleaver neighborhood of smaller homes. I drove
past the corner house that was rumored as one of the possibilities for Schwarznegger,
a faux chateaux that certainly didn't look its asking price of $3 million. Ahh..California
real estate.
Old
Sacramento, on the riverfront, is one of the best "old-towns" in the
US, even though the goods sold in some stores tend toward the cheesy. There are
nicely-restored Victorian buildings including the excellent Firehouse restaurant
where you can dine in a shady courtyard. The restored paddle-wheeler Delta King
bobs hotel guests to sleep on the wakes of passing pleasure boats.

The
California Railroad Museum is perhaps the best historical museum in the state.
It is a huge roundhouse full of classic locomotives, cars and other railroadia.
You can almost smell the oil and steam.
The
Crocker Art Museum may not be largest gallery in the world, but it may be one
of the most gracefully designed. It has a small but excellent collection of California,
classical and contemporary art. Victorians are…well…Victorians, a bit
too frilly and precious for many tastes. But the Queen Anne in which the Crocker
is housed, is a dance of flowing curves and polished woods, a subtly graceful
lady.
Sacramento
is too often skipped on a visit to California, a neglected turnoff on the road
between Lake Tahoe and San Francisco. It shouldn't be. A visit to California's
Gold County, for example, is not complete without exploring the place that fed
and provisioned it. It is also just downright pleasant, a very different take
on California
Earlier
in the day I hiked down to the river past an abandoned tomato dehydrating plant
in West Sacramento, across the golden Tower Bridge that separates the city's dusty
past from its modern affluence.
It's
not Saacatomater any more.
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